A satiric encounter.
November 24, 2008
A comment on a page
Fuck this shit [sic] I am a Christian as of today just so that I won’t be associated with these incompetent, polarizing asshole Atheists trying to start their own religion with the only tenant being smug condescension.
PRAISE THE HOLY JESUS
and a scathing retort
You’ll just be within a gang of people that insist they have a moral duty to tell others what to do. Or, alternatively, believe only because they need a parental authority for moral direction.
tell a loving tale of illogical sensibilities and the humorous nature of spiritual concerns:
you’re just saying that because YOU REFUSE TO TURN TO JESUS LET THE LIGHT OF THE LORD CHRISTIFY YOUR BEING
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Man, the only person who is going to touch my being is me. In other words, no figment of society is going to mess with my path, or my ethics, or my ideas.
LET THE ENLIGHTENMENT REACH YOU.
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You had best not be touching your own being that is a SIN
JESUS IS THE ONLY ENLIGHTEDMENT I NEED